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The Bee Bee Cee


Tuesday, August 13, 2002

The BBC is really just a huge bee hive with bee/ant like beings living in the ceilings and under the floor. Workers are just drones, they get infected by the hive and carry around insect larva inside them. The hive has natural camouflage as a corporation, as a collective hive they are naturally adjusted to living in the corporate world.

It turns out that all sorts of big companies are run by giant insects. They use all sorts of modern technology; for example they exchange information via electronic pheromones, e-mones. “If only our employees would just get up and rub antennae instead of hovering over their computers. It would be ergonomically better for their exoskeletons if they got up and crawled around.” the hive CEO (Chief Egg Orifice) keeps saying.)

BT (British Termites)
Mycosoft a company run by Mushrooms
IBM (International Beezness Machines)
Sun (antsystems)
PmC (PrayingmantisCrickets)
Crayfish Supercomputing (Not doing well in the industry, too big and old)

One Response to “The Bee Bee Cee”


  1. miss f Says:

    did someone put some bromide in your tea?

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